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fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via clairerenee94)

— 2 days ago with 105752 notes
Anonymous asked: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???


Answer:

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

— 2 days ago with 27368 notes

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via save-the-boobies)

— 2 days ago with 244239 notes

frombitchtobeast:

volcainist:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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yes it is

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via fightoncarryon)

— 2 days ago with 380599 notes

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexygyarados, via infamousgod)

— 2 days ago with 264357 notes

blondesquats:

steel-magn0lia:

Don’t take an ass selfie and make the caption “omg my hair is so messy” or something ridiculous like that. Own the fact that you are showing off your ass.

let them know about the anus in the tags too

— 2 days ago with 206 notes

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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(via diva-of-fitness)

— 2 days ago with 108255 notes

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via thedreadpiratejames)

— 2 days ago with 46731 notes
Working Monday nights is pointless. At least this entire shift is in over time.

Working Monday nights is pointless. At least this entire shift is in over time.

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#personal  #work 
i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

(via spinachsmoothies)

— 3 days ago with 185168 notes